Master of the "Pumpkin Dance". Destined to be the next Michael Flatley. Pioneer of the seven-octave two-handed guitar arpeggio. Currently seeking a partner to accompany him on a 3-year expedition to Antarctica. Has mapped the shape of the inside of his brain entirely by introspection. "Summer sunlight blinking bleaching prairie dog fur and aggravating marmots. Happy snakes unite everywhere. Sheba the unlucky vole trembles at the thought of being swallowed whole."
Pictured with his entourage of advanced avant-garde jazz dancers. This group also constitutes the Corvallis Pumpkin Think Tank. Any and all problems/knowledge associated with pumpkins contemplated weekly.